MystikIncarnate

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that nobody can tell this is satire, says so much about how fucking dystopian things have gotten.

Holy shit.

Does anyone seriously believe that Disney would intentionally create a video, in any capacity where a character says they're going to suck someone's dick?

Don't get me wrong, this is funny as all hell, but quite clearly satire.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

.... Unfortunately.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Oh heck. I can't recall the number of times someone, even myself, has driven significant distances just to plug things in because users are to much of window lickers to understand what a USB cable looks like half the time.

One of the funniest that I still regularly encounter is people who power cycle their monitor to reboot their computer. Not realizing that the monitor isn't the computer itself....

I mean, the list goes on and on and on for this kind of stupid shit. The kicker is that if you even fucking try to make them slightly less goddamned stupid about this shit, they don't want to hear it.

You'll be taking at them and you might as well be taking to the fucking wall for all the good it will do.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Global thermonuclear war.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

That's just fascists in general. Sadly, there seems to be a lot of them in the USA.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

That's how this is going to go.

They will exercise every ounce of power they have to silence, suppress, defend or depose any dissenting voices.

Now that they're in a position where everyone is so desensitized to how fucking horrible things are, a lot of this stuff seems like small potatoes.

Stewart gets cancelled, Colbert gets cancelled.

Next up, papers please.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Y'know. That's one way to end homelessness. Just kill everyone who is homeless. Voila, no homelessness.

You become homeless? Straight to the firing line for you.

I mean, other countries did it by lifting up their citizens with social programs and housing projects and whatnot. Admittedly, I would prefer this much more than America's method.

But this does seem quite America of a solution to the homeless "problem"....

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that it's an argument to keep the most hidden, I would 10000x rather know than not know. Ignorance isn't a defense.

Regardless of who is on the list, someone needs to release that shit.

I get the feeling that it will only be released in one of two ways:

  1. During Trump's presidency, but so heavily redacted that it's basically just black paper with random individual words in some places...

Or 2. By the next government. Probably still somewhat redacted, but probably way less than what would be seen if Trump releases them.

In the first scenario, they'll probably run out of ink.....

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Yup. Most of the time, policies are in place because someone tried what you're trying and it let them do that thing... And because Windows let that thing happen, something bad happened for everyone.

So now nobody can do that thing.

The prosumer tech bro that's never touched enterprise equipment or dealt with operational requirements are the worst.

I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard that something works fine at their home but doesn't work while they're at work. Sometimes that's intentional, sometimes that's because the network in the office is about 80,000x more complex than the Linksys you plugged in at home, set a password on once that you immediately forgot, and has been doing little more than source Nat and L2 bridging every since, with no regard to what the traffic is, just sending it out regardless, and creating a goddamned mess in the process, but because it's only you and your spouse and maybe a kid or two, that doesn't really matter.

Suddenly when you're dealing with hundreds of endpoints on a LAN, you don't want every broadcast packet being sent out over the dozens of access points you have dotted around, so no, your multicast discovery won't work Brenda. So you can't use Chromecast in the office, okay? I don't care how important you think it is, it would take hours to get this to work properly and I have more pressing concerns at the moment.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I don't live in the USA, but I wanted to check.

Remind me, do areas that have more agriculture/farmland usually vote for the Democrats, or the Republicans?

I'm kidding, I know the answer.

Suck it farmer's. You voted for this, now enjoy the "freedoms" that you have been granted by your political party.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I get a weird feeling that Shatner might be on Epsteins list too.

I sure as hell hope not, but who the fuck knows anymore.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago

Let me fix the headline... Ahem.

Trump admits that he is pro-fascism.

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