Nasan

Not all of us are lucky enough to be born with silver tactical nukes in our mouths.

The gifts weren't given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.

People who stayed home on election day, if you won't support a party that might've brought us to an outcome where Palestinians remain alive, maybe you could hedge your bets on Iran.

You're a shoo-in for the next Felix Leiter.

40% of North Carolina. Out of the whole US the percentage of crazy is higher.

They really stuck it to the Democratic party, hope they're fucking happy that their solution to the Gaza situation is to accelerate wiping Palestinians from existence. Blood is on their hands now more than anyone that did the bare minimum to keep democracy alive.

I don't want no dope. A dope is a guy that won't get no vote from me.

The glitch is that they die and not everyone they step on when they're kaiju sized.

If he's guilty of anything, it's not actively pursuing more acting roles.

Then he started committing to the role so hard that he pulled the freudian slip and threatened to fuck the other UNICEF worker in the ass.

I went this route in high school at a dude i had classes with that kept insisting his dick was bigger than everyone's. Eventually I'd ask how he knew, that we didn't have gym class or do the same sports so he would've had to go out of his way to check or ask other people.

He would compulsively bring it up, only to get shut down when me or one of my friends started calling him the dick expert with a meticulous catalog of all the dude's sizes.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!