NucleusAdumbens

Furries have stuff coming from their back ends (tail), femboys stuff their back ends (they are tail)

I believe it. Only needed to read the first 4 words of the headline before my brain went "yeah no thanks"

Does slack count?

Hmm, what of rolls? Ciabatta, Kaiser rolls? Even croissants? By this definition it seems they'd be burgers, since rolls are cut in half. But then my roast beef sandwich is a lying, cold, sad burger

"ding" "DING DING DING DING" ~Donald Salamanca

I'd think the fact they've saturated the US market is exactly why it'd be too valuable to give up. They'd lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

Ok, but have you considered the ecological impact of farting glitter everywhere? Think of the microplastics!

That's a fine-looking gardening shovel you've got there

And they both win

If you look at the bottom it says once the device is paid off they can no longer access/change settings

In addition to the other answers, theft is a particularly bad look if you work at any bank, the place people trust to hold their money safely.

I think it's fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros