If OP drops all of the other weird conditions he added and just said he was guaranteed 2 points per game, no matter what, then it'd be a very slight bit more viable since he could at least chuck a three and shoot 2/3 at the line, or draw two techs or something.
In that case you could argue like, you're down 1 or 2 with .5 seconds left, you're guaranteed a win or OT because the magic would basically force them to foul him since he needs his 2.
But the condition that the magic power only activates if he actually gets the ball and gets a shot off? Complete non-starter.
Please don't call them the dookies