How many major cities has cartman had nuked just because a girl he liked didn’t want to be with him? How many of Kyle’s organs has Cartman stole? What about “the list?” Kyle couldn’t handle being called ugly and was going to burn down the school. Cartman has derogatory remarks made about his appearance on a nearly daily basis. Ike didn’t want to play video games with Kyle, so Kyle got in business with a serial rapist in order to change his mind.
Cartman literally sacrificed his family and his happiness for the good of the broship. Cartman saved Kyle and his worthless family’s lives from the smug. Cartman didn’t kill the pangolin to help Stan, despite it costing Cartman the life he dreamed of.
What has Kyle ever done that was comparable? Hell, what is a major, non-selfish, thing Kyle has ever done? Piece of shit even abandoned his best friend while the best friend was suffering from major depression while his parents divorced.
Kyle is more evil than Cartman.
How many major cities has cartman had nuked just because a girl he liked didn’t want to be with him? How many of Kyle’s organs has Cartman stole? What about “the list?” Kyle couldn’t handle being called ugly and was going to burn down the school. Cartman has derogatory remarks made about his appearance on a nearly daily basis. Ike didn’t want to play video games with Kyle, so Kyle got in business with a serial rapist in order to change his mind.
Cartman literally sacrificed his family and his happiness for the good of the broship. Cartman saved Kyle and his worthless family’s lives from the smug. Cartman didn’t kill the pangolin to help Stan, despite it costing Cartman the life he dreamed of.
What has Kyle ever done that was comparable? Hell, what is a major, non-selfish, thing Kyle has ever done? Piece of shit even abandoned his best friend while the best friend was suffering from major depression while his parents divorced.
And people have the nerve to call Cartman evil.