PeriodicallyPedantic

It looks like it is out of print, I'm hoping that I still have it on a box somewhere, because it's selling online for stupid prices.

Oh shit, I googled for what I could remember and I found it:

A very scary jack-o'-lantern

Reading this little pumpkin shaped glow in the dark book about a witch. My whimsy levels went through the roof.

I wish I could remember what the book was called

I don't, but I should.
I don't because my fear of donating to a fraudulent/ineffective organization aligns with my laziness regarding figuring out the best causes and procrastinating in making a budget.

Fear and executive dysfunction, together forming the perfect storm of neurodivergent inaction.

Probably for the best.
He's 12 stories high, and made of radiation

Fear of death

Has a pocket full of horses, fucks the shit out of bears
Threw a knife into heaven, can kill with a stare

I second someone else suggestion: the murderbot diaries. It's great.
Most of the books people here are recommending are fairly lengthy, but you can get through the first murderbot book in a dedicated evening.

Each of the novels is more detached than the last - it's great but probably not for someone just starting their journey into fiction

Each of the novels is more detached than the last - it's great but probably not for someone just starting their journey into fiction

Until we get data to the contrary, we must assume they are

Coconuts