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Those cats were fast as lightening back in 1974. People have slowed down since then.
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Damn, everybody was Kung Fu fighting?
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New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting. As was foretold in prophecy.
Middle Earth didn't exist in 74
Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.
Honestly, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing!
Who were they and where were they from?
Well, there were funky China men from funky Chinatown
No the fish were not clearly kung fu fighting. It's a shame really, they'd be excellent kungfu fighters
Not in New Zealand apparently
New Zealand doesn't exist!
Possibly why it was a little bit frightening?
No. New Zealand is there. They were not kung-fu fighting. The places they were not kung-fu fight are cored white. It's just unfortunate that it is also the background color
Ahh, so the Arctic and Antarctica were also not kung-fu fighting....
Polar bears and penguins lack the coordination for true kung fu mastery
Would that mean that everybody was, in fact, not kung-fu fighting?
Actually, it means that not everybody was kung-fu fighting. The position of 'not' is important.
So at least it would be a false statement that everybody was kung-fu fighting
Every body (in the blue area) was kung-fu fighting. The parenthetical part was removed for rhyme scheme
I came here to say this.
We "don't exist" and we want to keep everybody believing that; don't dry to go to New Zealand, it doesn't exist.
Obviously, the blue part is land.
But was the lightning fast as lightening?
They were, but we don't know if they still are.
Until we get data to the contrary, we must assume they are
For sure, more research is required.