Pirtatogna

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7 for me in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah, maybe the dust bunnies strip me at night.

7 for me in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

What's your plan for the Zombie Apocalypse? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Devouring as many brains as possible, I guess.

You might want to hose it off when you are done in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee on a pee pee.

Russia gifts meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine for Women’s Day in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gravity is natural...

when people say the secret ingredient is love, i have to assume that that love takes the form of flatulence. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Probably semen, though.

Chip Enjoyers - What's your favourite brand/type of chip? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world