Plus-Necessary-4330

Change last name to Trump. Apply for Trademark and Patent. Problem solved.

Pimping out?

I wouldn't rent it, but a robotic stump grinder prints money. They're expensive though.

Parking space you can sublet.

It sounds silly, but lists work. Every hassle, every inefficiency, every "why doesn't this exist", every "there's got to be a better way" goes on the list. People turn their ingenuity (life hacks) into their products or services.

50k worth of toilet paper and hold out until 2020. Markets itself.