I can't stand parents anymore
Anymore? They are literally government enforced monopolies. Monopolies are always great for that single company and the consumer pays the price.
Their intent to protect the lone inventor from evil corporations hasn't been relevant at least in our lifetimes - it's always just corp/troll holding the patent.
The iPhone is great from a design and hardware perspective. I just hate iOS, their stock apps, app pricing and the cultish community. So I wouldn't mind an iPhone clone running Android.