Revan343

Not deep enough

A dump truck of sand also does the trick...but it better be very dry sand

Not nowadays with the DRM they use. Back in the actual-film days it was doable, and called a telecine

'rival'

~~They reverse-engineered them~~

Edit: Huh, apparently I misremembered

Smith is a profession more than a title, and is also generally a surname. I'll give you Christopher and Rex though

I disagree, as cats are longer lived than dogs; wanna give your dog a stupid name, go for it

This may or may not have anything to do with the fact that I have three cats and zero dogs

Well with a dad with a name like Frank Zappa, you get what you get and hope for the best.

Could be worse, kid could be named Khaleesi

At least Arya is a name; Khaleesi is a title

I'm not sure, I got my current one through our tech guy at work, not sure where he gets them

Refurbished ThinkPad. The answer is always a refurbished ThinkPad

'An hero' is an old 4chanism that means committing suicide