RickyRigatoni

Foul wizard traps prominant black women of history inside spellbook.

Since when are they purple?

Yes, if they're gentle. Next question.

That's just the intro cutscene of a metal gear or splinter cell game.

Same. Got excited a bit.

They hated him because he told them the truth.

They eat it raw.

Don't worry, my fellow americans, we'll still manage to fuck it up.

Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

Being born br*tish is one thing, but CHOOSING it? Inexcusable.

You mention SMT but NOT Digital Devil Saga. A pox upon ye, villain.