SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 102 points 3 months ago (9 children)

how did it not throw up red flags all around letting this guy wear it around that machine.

He wasn't allowed in the room.

His wife panicked in the MRI, he charged into the room he was told not to go Into.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago

Become ungovernable.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago

No chief engineer has ever asked why my favorite transporter rooms require so much extra power.

Well... Not more than once, anyway...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, even Kim has a plate. All the bridge crew from VOY have one!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Kim: I literally saved the ship and everyone inside on multiple occasions, literally rewrote history, and I'm still an Ensign.

Paris:I haven't gotten anyone seriously maimed or disobeyed huge important orders in awhile, so they promoted me.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks for reminding me, I just moved halfway across the state and need to replace things.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You should see the things Riker gets up to in Quark's holosuites.

I don't think the universal translator will even allow me to tell you.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would be chef's kiss.

Bonus points if he then tosses them into the sun on live TV.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

My wife would be freaking out about two minutes after she realized I hadn't come back inside, I wasn't answering my phone, and I wasn't in any of the usual places around the house.

Everyone else? Weeks.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but if he can drag two leaders that are purposefully driving their people to war into the sky and toss them around a bit until they agree to sit down and talk until they come to an agreement, he kind of has the responsibility to do it.

And the rest of us get to see idiots get juggled.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I'm so glad the people around me who live nowhere near a field voted to kill field-to-solar projects around here, the factories and warehouses that went up where there used to be lovely views of the hills are much better. All that extra pollution and noise really adds something special to the day.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 33 points 4 months ago

I don't think I'll be able to squeeze in field time with my actual fucking jobthat doesn't pay me enough for medical expenses

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