SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 47 points 3 months ago (9 children)

24 Karat Dubai Chocolate Labubu Benson Boone Crumbl cookie.

Oh god I feel so old.

I genuinely don't know if this is satire or something that actually exists.

Yes, I could do some light searching and find out, but I'd rather be old and mildly scared about changing trends.

I've seen a reference to "Labubu" several days in a row now. Honestly it reminds me of one of those dime-a-dozen 3d printing brand names.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 3 months ago

I remember a friend of mine whining about how my text bubble was a different color and it "made it weird" to text because of that.

By then I was already super over the whole tribalistic iphone/android bs from people I know when it wasn't being meme'd on, so I just told her "you can either get over it, or we can stop talking and being friends"

Wouldn't you know it, the color of a text bubble isn't enough to end a friendship over.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

Ah, no true ~~scottsman~~ adult, then.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 3 months ago

And this is why I keep telling my trans homies they need to arm themselves and offering to take them shooting away from gun nuts and Republicans.

Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 3 months ago (4 children)

far-right commie

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Malcolm Reynolds, is that you?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.

I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like my wife's mother.

She's a super narcissist and has some sort of desire to knock everyone else down when she feels like she's not getting enough attention.

You deserved better from your parents.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

Do iiiiiiiiiit.

Let's do it.

Let's fucking do it.

I think we should do it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

linguists

Those damn linguists, always so cunning in their ways.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

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