ScrotusMaximus

joined 6 months ago

Beware Hollywood’s digital demolition: it’s as if your favourite films and TV shows never existed in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Your honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!

Smart TVs take snapshots of what you watch multiple times per second in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Go away. Baitin!!

How are people dealing with senior pets when they live alone? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Went through something similar with my 17 year old cat. They hide their suffering so well but I could tell at the end he wasn’t having a good quality of life. My elder parents he was living with couldn’t bring themselves to make the call so I made the tough but necessary decision to humanely release his spirit from the failing meat machinery. Rest in peace Boots and thanks for taking care of mom and dad for me.

Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

This sounds like an Onion article headline

Startup Says It'll Use Huge Space Mirror to Sell Sunlight During Nighttime in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.

Boeing Will Launch Starliner With Helium Leak in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Boeing just doesn’t know what that is. They’ve never seen a leak. What does that even mean “to vent us out?”

Don't be a tool of the corpos and the state. in c/leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Riffraff! Street rat! I don't buy that! If only they'd look closer… Would they see a poor boy? No, siree They'd find out there's so much more to me

In a high-stakes test, Boeing will launch NASA astronauts to space for the first time in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Don’t worry Lord Titus we have plenty of whistleblowers.

In a high-stakes test, Boeing will launch NASA astronauts to space for the first time in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Whatever the reverse of eating the onion is I did as well.

To fend off tourists, a town in Japan is building a big screen blocking the view of Mount Fuji in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 48 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Gotta smash the pottery as well for rupees/yen