Semi-Hemi-Demigod

I'd think it would be common sense not to be driving when you have a court appearance. I'd put on at least a collared shirt and a tie and take the call from a quiet place where there's nothing else going on.

🇺🇸 *And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free" 🦅

Code 50 lines and whaddaya get?

Another day older and deeper in debt.

Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go

I owe my soul to the private equity group who owns my house.

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows

If a woman has a problem with me asking if I can touch her then I probably don't want to.

You're getting almost as jaded as I am. Welcome to the club! We have punch but it's bitter like our hearts

1. Pay people a penny per pound for collecting plastic waste
2. Pass this fee along to plastic producers

Southern country-themed restaurant chain Cracker Barrel, with over 660 locations nationwide, has seen a significant decline in customers, losing more than 16 per cent in just four years

I wonder how much COVID contributed to that.

I don't have any resources but my Volvo has a long, low hood and a heavily padded engine cover

We can't have pop-up headlights because of pedestrian safety, but you can buy a 5,000 pound vehicle that does 0-60 in three seconds and has a hood level with most people's heads because that's totally safe for pedestrians.

I can tell you're not from the US because I didn't encounter derivatives until 12th grade