Seraph

joined 1 year ago
[–] Seraph@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 15 points 6 months ago

Users: Fine if you want me to pay a monthly fee I'll only pay 3 months of the year.
Streaming services: Shook

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Are the images clearly labeled, or are they trying to pass them off as reality? There's a clear difference.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

This is more about habits than addiction. Replacing a habit is easier than removing one, but that's not to say there's no other way!

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 25 points 7 months ago

Well, seeing as it's the NSA, they're likely doing this now but working for a more legal possibility.

If they can access your hardware now they fuckin will. They definitely aren't asking for permission... or forgiveness for that matter.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 69 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"We can't release the footage, it would be dangerous."
But the family agreed to release it.
"Not dangerous for them, dangerous for me!"

Whole thing seems like a poorly written SNL skit.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 22 points 7 months ago

Newsflash: with enough money you can buy almost anything in the US.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 49 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Just because they patented it doesn't mean it will happen. Sony patented this evil idea.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

Hahaha I didn't think the odds for the life vest execution would be so bad, and that's way more simple than a parachute.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 7 months ago

Getting to the point in my life I'm just leaning into it; I AM that awkward dude but I have so much more to offer! Come figure out how deep the awkward rabbit hole goes!

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