Skyrmir

joined 2 years ago
[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That sounds a lot like a lot crimes.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Found out a month after buying our new house the reason we never saw our neighbors. They were in the midst of a divorce, but still living in the house, with the wife's boyfriend. So visits were a bit awkward. Fortunately that was right after the housing crash, so they were only stuck in the house for 2 years.

A lovely young couple bought the place and spent a year renovating it to live in with their kid...then divorced 6 months later. I don't think couples should live in that house any more, there's too much bad juju stored up in the walls.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Fuck it, start a controlled burn at the border when the wind is out of the North.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cruelty and greed also tend to get along. It could be both.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Been thinking about that one with the AI fun they're building now. If you think IBM helped the holocaust, just wait till you see what ChatGPT can do. It's going to be like thought police.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile Loomer is there demanding everyone with brown skin be deported through a concentration camp.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

As the guy who discovered cheese stands next to him with a knowing look.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

We could attach a choke collar to them to pull them away from politicians.

Except someone would have to stand there and hold it, that's too much work. Just tie it to a tree.

Except they would just untie it, so we'll have to tie it to a high branch.

Hey wait a minute, if we use a high enough branch, this problem solves itself!

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's morally wrong to make them feel the need to hide. What someone decides to do with their free speech is up to them.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

More likely he'd hire someone to hire someone to hire some upset Iranians and give them a few RPGs. There's huge gaps in security because the orange turd spends his weekends stinking up golf courses that are essentially impossible to secure.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You know that quiet pause a dog takes before trying to bite your face off? The US keeps taking that pause. At some point a twig is going break during that pause, and we're going to have a right mess on our hands.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sure would be a shame if the next starship landed on mara lago...

 

Saw a post mentioning an old Scottish gentleman that had saved a bottle of whiskey to drink the day Margaret Thatcher died. And I'm quite sure he enjoyed the drink.

So my question to the community, what's the best drink for the day any major politician finally kicks the bucket? Should it be your own favorite spirit, or something to denote the character, and vitriol, of the deceased? Something sweet to enjoy the day, or harsh to remember the bitterness of their character?

I'm trying to plan a shelf for my dining room. Each bottle labeled for who they're waiting for.

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