Sludgehammer

Oh no, less than an eighth of what they lost on their stupid metaverse project. I'm sure they'll really feel the sting of this judgement and learn their lesson.

I dunno, if the best they can come up with to promote their hotel is "there aren't any ghosts!" when... ya know, ghosts aren't real, that makes me kinda suspicious. It's like when you see a "GMO free" label on salt, or something. If that is the best selling point they can come up with, it makes me question why they don't have any other, more substantial or more relevant points to talk up their product.

Lol, a perfect example.

In my (relatively uninformed) opinion, mostly yes, but kinda no.

While a salt lamp is made of mined salt they're usually made of a lower grade of salt than the stuff that ends up for food use, so you'd probably end up with some unpleasant "dirt" flavors in the salt. However, more importantly most salt lamps I've seen have been varnished, since raw salt will absorb moisture from the air and melt into brine. So you'd also be consuming a lot of whatever they used to give the lamp a moisture proof coating and I don't know how food safe that is.

Commonly known as the Scunthorpe problem

Wow, that article contains dangerous amounts of snark.

statement: system had to be taken down for testing/maintenance (and cost cutting because AI tokens expensive af) and unfortunately during that time a shooter appeared on the premises and we were unable to do anything.

To be fair, according to the article these drones are remote piloted, not AI controlled. So they probably won't function because rent-a-cop Stu is taking a three hour long lunch break at the stripclub or passed out drunk under his desk.

So... how long until some kid discovers the login/password to this system is Admin/admin1234?

Yes, yes... if we just shit upon the poor and desperate just a little bit more, capitalism will finally work and we will all live in a Utopian meritocracy. Remember hygiene is a privilege, not a right!

Be sure to leave bags of Kuai Kuai out for the magic elves.

Stealing peoples nudes probably.

But it takes like a year or so.