Sludgehammer

Algaefa this time.

Podunk area of Northern California actually.

It varies, but it’s something like $7.50 to $8.

Really? Wow, in my area it's like $12.

Oh yay, Twitter shitposts are in command of the military.

It's kinda odd after so many years of seeing the president blamed for gas prices. The Trump presidency is the first time you can unequivocally point at the president and say "Yeah, it's the president's fault that gas prices are so high".

Finally... that atrocity of font matching is gone.

Fucked over too many rich people to get off scot free.

Right, but hear me out: I know that SpaceX is impossibly overvalued and that makes me smart. So what if I bought some SpaceX stock, waited for some rubes to buy the stock from me at higher price and then I cashed out? Since I'm so smart, I'm sure I could get in and get out before the whole thing falls apart. /s

Huh, I have never seen this one before.

Teradata's focus for 2026 is to "win in the market with AI," CEO Steve McMillan said in the memo

Oh boy... he is just chugging the AI kool-aid.

So... if I own a company and spin off... oh, lets say a million shell corporations, have I generated a million voters?

One down, thousands to go.