Sludgehammer

Wow, that article contains dangerous amounts of snark.

statement: system had to be taken down for testing/maintenance (and cost cutting because AI tokens expensive af) and unfortunately during that time a shooter appeared on the premises and we were unable to do anything.

To be fair, according to the article these drones are remote piloted, not AI controlled. So they probably won't function because rent-a-cop Stu is taking a three hour long lunch break at the stripclub or passed out drunk under his desk.

So... how long until some kid discovers the login/password to this system is Admin/admin1234?

Yes, yes... if we just shit upon the poor and desperate just a little bit more, capitalism will finally work and we will all live in a Utopian meritocracy. Remember hygiene is a privilege, not a right!

Be sure to leave bags of Kuai Kuai out for the magic elves.

Stealing peoples nudes probably.

But it takes like a year or so.

I don't get that.

To me they taste kinda... blandly oily/waxy. Not an offensive flavor but definitely not my favorite nut.

The help desk for fire fuckers.

I'm honestly surprised that Trump even knows what Doom is.

Not to mention that hydrogen peroxide readily reacts with organic matter (which is how it kills stuff) and the pool was full of algae to react with.

My guess is that either a layer of grey crud grew over the liner, or the dye/liner was never water safe to begin with.

It's well known that the Qatar jet was a lemon that they gave to Trump as a white elephant gift. It probably developed some mechanical problem(s) and they had to ground it for repairs.