Sludgehammer

Well, yeah. That was the plan from the start. Let's not be the "dumb fucks" who just "trust him" with personal data this time.

Eh, better then what I've gotten from most games I've participated in.

Shoot, shoulda replaced "battle" with "grifting".

Christian Diaz

Gee, I wonder why the cops shot him?

It seems even a grifter clock is right once a outbreak... or something.

Huh... what ever could Mr. Redacted be referring to? It's just too complex of a mystery for me to decipher.

Nah, I suck at everything.

Ayn Rand wrote those books on a meth binge.

Huh, didn't know about that part.

Atlas Shrugged absolutely melted the brains of future generations of fail sons.

Although, it does also mean that you can record the call and it can be used in a court of law.

what’s the worse that could happen?

On of the wannabe Rittenhouse's opens fire, causing people to flee in panic and the crush leads to mass casualties.