Smooth_Asparagus_414

joined 1 year ago
[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Feeling like Job right now. What did we do to deserve this God?

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Gabe Davis is ancient Aramaic meaning “Can catch ball twice”

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My dad stop bitching about shit no one cares about for 5 fucking minutes challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

“Yeeaaahhhh 911 was an inside job SET”

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What fucking atrocity are we going to be subjected to at half time

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have nothing to say about football I just wanna say that my family can shut the fuck up stop talking so loud you can have a conversation without me on the other side of the room being forced to hear it too

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

My family won’t shut the fuck up but it seemed like someone was gendering Gatorade containers

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I feel like we’ve lost must win games in these throwbacks so they make me nervous

[–] Smooth_Asparagus_414@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

YEEEEE HURR WE GERRRRRR