SnarkoPolo

Will Turd Nugent open every season?

A woman I lived with for nearly 10 years fell under her fundamentalist family's influence, and went off the deep end. We split up, and a few months later I get a call.

Now, first I have to tell you, the closest thing to a swear word they allowed themselves was "man." So she calls me (she and her pre-existing kids were living there by now) and tells me that she and I were "married in gawd's sight" which meant I needed to start sending her money. Well, you can imagine my response. And when she shouted behind her "he ain't going to do it," I heard her father scream "MAN!" Made my day, it did.

They yearn for the coal mines.

Fuck you, Android autocomplete!

My wife is a huge prime rib fan. Invariably, the waiter gives me the prime rib, and my wife the salmon.

I used to teach community college sociology. One of my students told me "it would be gay" to be kind with his 4 year old son.

I often wonder how that kid turned out. Not good I imagine.

Moving to the right in preparation for a POTUS run. It never works and just plays right into the Ruling Party's hands.

Ebbie

Just for its sheer badosity, a 1950s movie made in Mexico, just called Santa Claus. Santa vs. the devil, I shit you not.

Soon to be offered a job as an ICE agent.

Dude seriously fucked around and found out.

And don't call me "Shirley."

How can we hope to stand against the obvious superiority of the Master Race?