SoleInvictus

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I'm surprised they even used it. It doesn't make sense.

Size queen with a hyperspermia fetish. Nothing wrong with that, it takes all kinds.

What I'm curious about is how do they know the size of a horse's load? You don't just stumble across that one day at the farm.

Dude. Dude. Watch the movie, it's so good. I rarely watch movies twice and I've seen it three times.

Yeah, I had a WTF moment too.

He's, ahem, straining the limits of my turgidity.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thanks! It was 10 times better than normal because I really didn't want to fight spiders while cleaning out the shed.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

Close! I went to college for microbiology, but we got a year-long crash course on general biology, including macroorganisms, plus we had a lot of ag students that I dragged kicking and screaming through their courses as a tutor. I probably spent twenty minutes or so on it because I have a really hazy recall of dentition details.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 217 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I need to do chores today, so I instead used my procrastination energy here! It's the molar of a herbivore. Here's what I have:

Definitely not beaver. Beaver incisors are orange and shaped very differently and it's far too large to be a beaver premolar or molar. Wrong morphology anyhow - beaver pre/molars are plicated and this is not. It's also not from a muskrat based on all the same criteria but the plication.

It's definitely from a bovid, not from a caprid or equid. Equids tend to have these bizarre columnar molars, and caprid molars are too small and the wrong shape. Since you're in Germany, that leaves us with cows and European bison.

It's the first or second molar from one of those based on the two cusps; if it had three cusps, it'd be the third molar. What clinches it is the asymmetrical gap in the roots (called a furcation area). Cows have a gap right in the middle of their first and second molars, whereas bison have an off-center gap in their first molar.

Congratulations, you have a bison M1!

Cow X-ray

Bison X-ray

Too true. They literally use the instrument of their god's death as a symbol of worship.

We're moving soon and my partner and family members keep finding these "nice" new houses for us. No fucking way. I want a nice, dated 1960s to 1970s house. It may not be fancy but it's more likely to be solid.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

Uttar Pradesh Man is Florida Man's Indian cousin.

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