A girl sidled up to me at college when I was About 18 and just said “you have beautiful veins”
Squeezer
joined 1 year ago
I went to a party in the top bit once. It’s just a sort of empty corridor that you can hire. Amazing views down the river.
The man is in the wrong shoes both figuratively and literally. Literally just seems funnier sometimes.
One evening I built a campfire to keep warm on the banks of a river in southern France. As the fire got going, millions of moths poured from the trees into the flames. As the numbers increased the flames leapt higher, and the moths became the fuel. The horror, the horror…
Free Marcus, fuck these draconian sentences.
Brb, just going to go and cry in my snail infested garden…
‘Oranges and lemons say the bells of St Clements’ but like it’s from the minaret of a mosque run by the hard of hearing. It’s aggressive.