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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Shamefully.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

Suddenly and all over the place

[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 25 minutes ago

Regretfully.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 38 minutes ago
[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

[–] BroiledShit@reddthat.com 7 points 3 hours ago

I dont want to think about it

It would be whelming. Just so.

[–] Dramasquared@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

OD'ing on cold/flu medication

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Probably painfully

Death by snusnu

[–] just_ducky_in_NH@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Just ducks!

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

In an accident.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hmmm. I dunno.

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago

Asphyxiation

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

It's happening one way or another. But not both.

[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

In world war IV, I'd say.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CLTCMNDR@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

I am commanded…. by the clits 😟

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] Vopyr@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

[–] bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] notthatcreative@lemm.ee 8 points 10 hours ago
[–] WEAPONX@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Doxxed by H3?

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 3 points 10 hours ago

Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.

[–] Calcifer@eviltoast.org 8 points 12 hours ago

My flame will be extinguished.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 12 hours ago

I've seen Monty Python before.

[–] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

I don't think its widely used anymore

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 5 points 12 hours ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

[–] snail@lemm.ee 25 points 17 hours ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] arch@feddit.nl 5 points 13 hours ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] curry@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago
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