Shamefully.
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Suddenly and all over the place
Regretfully.
I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.
Ocean
Weird ... Is what I'd say
I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
I dont want to think about it
It would be whelming. Just so.
I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Probably painfully
Death by snusnu
Just ducks!
In an accident.
Hmmm. I dunno.
Asphyxiation
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
In world war IV, I'd say.
The OTHER cat got me.
Uhhh
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
Some kind of internet last stand.
I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
I’ll never know. I blinked.
Meh…
Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Doxxed by H3?
Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?
Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.
My flame will be extinguished.
I catch a Solarbeam to the face!
I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease
beaten to death with a hoe
I've seen Monty Python before.
I don't think its widely used anymore
Mine is pretty obvious.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
It finally caught up to me
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
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