It's happening one way or another. But not both.
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In world war IV, I'd say.
Hmmm. I dunno.
In an accident.
Asphyxiation
The OTHER cat got me.
Uhhh
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
Some kind of internet last stand.
Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.
Doxxed by H3?
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
I catch a Solarbeam to the face!
I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease
I’ll never know. I blinked.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Meh…
Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?
Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.
beaten to death with a hoe
My flame will be extinguished.
I've seen Monty Python before.
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
I don't think its widely used anymore
Mine is pretty obvious.
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
It finally caught up to me
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
🤨
Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland
probably something cult related I guess
Well...
Happily.
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
Lots of beans
Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol
Snakebite
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
An undercover Corgi mission.
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