Test_Tickles

joined 2 years ago
[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And like he does with inseminating women.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plenty of us are just entitled psychopaths who ate too much lead paint as children, but I think you are correct that the rest of us are looking for connections. We come from a place where our traditions are shallow and our heritage is mostly just awful. We are not only looking to connect, but we are also essentially a bunch of orphans trying to desperately figure out who we are and where we belong.
I know most other people find it obnoxious, so I never really bring it up, but I do, it's also an invitation to tell me more about who you are and where you come from.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You do have 2 holes on either side that meet the middle and are continuous from 1 end to the other. So yeah, you are the weirdest of donuts.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Strangely the right to life crowd really loves killing people. However I do think it is unfair to label them as anti-muslim, because the also love killing children, women, the poor... Basically anyone who is not rich and male.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd hang it next to the onion which was the style at the time.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, that's a parakeet. Your thinking of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Then there's that whole pesky legal thing where the president is not allowed to start wars without Congressional approval...

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I really miss the good old days, back when GW was the worst president in modern history and I honestly thought that he would be the worst president of my lifetime... Wow, I really miss him and his gross incompetence...

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mine is a judgemental little fucker. It will kick on and then make a beeline for the first thing it can find on the floor. I stop what I am doing and untangle it, I then go back to my office and and before I even sit down, the little fucker is stuck again... But this time on the opposite side of the house.
We once lost it for 3 days and finally found it wrapped in a blanket. The blanket was folded and inside a bag. The opening to the bag was up against the wall. The bag itself was under a bed in a bedroom that is off limits to the vacuum.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

That's pretty cool. However, no human has ever won by more than 15min, and every horse has a 15min delay built into their times. So even the biggest winning margin of nearly 11 minutes would have lost to the horse if they had started at the same time.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone knows there are no anime girls on the internet, it's always just tentacle monsters.

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