TheImpressiveX

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Her music's contagious!

 

Obviously, this means Stitch will appear in Secret Wars.

 
 
[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 67 points 1 day ago (10 children)

A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Dear Sue Ellen: I'm sorry I upset you, I didn't mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I've been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you're just over-reacting? I don't understand why you're so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

Arthur

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Instead of the First Lady, would his husband become the First Gentleman?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 75 points 2 days ago

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In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wow, a rare double-joke. Well done!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

It's a fair cop.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

Those aren't eggs, they're Eggo frozen waffles, designed to be put in the toaster.

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