Tikiporch

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Rest assured, Jeff Bezos is not afraid of anyone. No billionaire is.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I've always suspected Vader fans to be fascists.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I wonder if they'll just move Bosch back to Prime...

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

You're mixing your metaphors. While school shootings are an American tradition, pedophilia is ubiquotus worldwide and not at all unique to the USA.

The United States has a long history of university shootings. Virginia Tech comes to mind immediately, not to mention Michigan State just last year.

True to form, even the cops get involved sometimes. For example Kent State or South Carolina State College. Those are a bit old now, but I'd say there are some more recent examples.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We're all plastic eating insects.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

When it's a chat game, I guess titles for your character are considered content.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Probably all those fart molecules imbedded into the cushion.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn't look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To be clear to anyone with minds being blown: air is gas and gas is a type of fluid. Water is liquid and liquid is also a type of fluid.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They did, and most of it was implemented then as well.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Mow, mow Power Rangers!

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