TinyPizza

joined 1 year ago
[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Turns out the real tolerance problem at Tesla wasn't with the body panels but with the race of it's non white workers. Elon Musk should be shamed out of public life.

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

This kind of blame shifting feels like when oil companies say it's all our individual duties to clean up the planet wide ecological disaster they made by us being good little recyclers. The police problem is a national one and a historical one that doesn't have to do with hiring "bad cops."

Maybe that's your point? Is this a whoosh moment and you're being sarcastic? I can't really fathom your reasoning otherwise.

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Detroit: Tragedy at Binford Sex Tools show, when speaker Tim "Toolman" Taylor got stuck in one of the new XL Ejacu-Pumper models, whilst demonstrating features to the audience. Eyewitnesses say that while inserted into the machine, Taylor began to mimic riding a bucking bronco. During this animated outburst, Taylor lost his balance, falling backward, and accidentally pulling the refrigerator sized sex appliance down upon himself. In a scene that had played out countless times prior in his life, Taylor lost control of the unit, as it went into what a Binford representative called "overdrive mode."

According to an attendee, who wished to remain anonymous "I heard a noise that day that will haunt me for the rest of my years. I was across the expo hall, and amidst a low rumble of screams came a piercing cacophony of confused cries of pleasure and pain. I don't know quite how to explain it. It was like a wolf, gurgling, grunting and howling all at once. The noise went on for minutes, getting louder and more desperate sounding. When it stopped, I guess that's when his pelvis was crushed."

A public memorial service will be held at Ford field this coming Sunday, prior to the Lions game, with a private burial ceremony to be held later in the week.

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've been out of steady work and have dwindling savings. You'd have to pay me many many thousands to go to either and I'd say _at least 20G's to go to both. And that's if I mostly go just to people watch. If I had to pay attention in any capacity, to the point where I could discuss it afterward, that's like $35,000-$40,000.

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Jason Aldeen and Kid Rock are hosting a week long festival with all you drink Coors light and it's free for god fearing patriots!"

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a woman who went to go see a live Jordan Peterson show, in trade, so that the person they went with would come see Bill Maher live with them. I don't think the Peterson lover held up their end of the bargain but ever since I heard about this exchange it gives me ill feelings.

It's like a devils bargain that the devil would straight up be like "no, too much" if it was somehow proposed. It breaks my brain to think about it.

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Murder/suicide it is then!

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

I'm starting to think something might be off with this Trump guy...

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I think it's more of a parody account. I asked judge Mills Lane. He'll allow it.

[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Fine we'll burn it AND plant enough trees to offset the carbon of it's destruction. You in now?

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