TransplantedSconie

joined 1 year ago
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh, the Mariana Trench State? That shit is ^deep.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 42 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

His face is like if Nixon and Jack Nicholson had a mutant bastard child who lives off coke, botox, and shame.

What a mess.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago

It's my sister-in-law and I who practically eat the whole dish, lol.

Now I'm hungry lol

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 20 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Totes for REALS this time, man! We will go fucking ape on your ass!

Uruk-hai in high command whispering to ork:

^^Demetri, ^^they ^^like ^^work...right?

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Green bean casserole.

I was grossed out as a kid, but that stuff is the bomb.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Can he end it? Probably not.

Can he sweep up US citizens in his quest to destroy our economy, food supply, and housing?

Absolutely

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 70 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Sounds like a front man for Jones.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg

USA: WTF, man?

Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Next administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Now give them a thousand tomahawks and the location of every single Putin palace.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

I'll take Trump Fucked it up for $500, Alex.

The question....it's a Daily Double!

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"It just HAS to work this time." -Guy stuffing wads of cash into his pockets mutters.

 
 
 

Rught row, Raggy!

 

Holy title, Batman!

 

And someone just set himself on fire outside the courthouse!

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