TransplantedSconie

joined 1 year ago
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 3 points 5 minutes ago

The dems checked out of this fight.

She's in Hawaii, and the dems who lost are not showing up for judicial appointments, and they are barely squeaking by.

They talk a big talk but are absolutely limped dicked when it comes to actual fighting.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

Republicans have zero empathy, therefore zero humor or sarcasm function. It's usually beaten out of them by their father or mother.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh, the Mariana Trench State? That shit is ^deep.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 46 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

His face is like if Nixon and Jack Nicholson had a mutant bastard child who lives off coke, botox, and shame.

What a mess.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

It's my sister-in-law and I who practically eat the whole dish, lol.

Now I'm hungry lol

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Totes for REALS this time, man! We will go fucking ape on your ass!

Uruk-hai in high command whispering to ork:

^^Demetri, ^^they ^^like ^^work...right?

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Green bean casserole.

I was grossed out as a kid, but that stuff is the bomb.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 38 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Can he end it? Probably not.

Can he sweep up US citizens in his quest to destroy our economy, food supply, and housing?

Absolutely

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 70 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Sounds like a front man for Jones.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg

USA: WTF, man?

Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Next administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Now give them a thousand tomahawks and the location of every single Putin palace.

 
 
 

Rught row, Raggy!

 

Holy title, Batman!

 

And someone just set himself on fire outside the courthouse!

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