Triumph

This is the way.

There’s a section in the IL constitution that creates a “state guard,” which can be activated by the governor, separate from National Guard.

Get ready for the coup.

Oh you want my password? Okay, ready?

F ... U ...

No that's it.

This is easy (read: privileged) advice to follow if you're entirely self-sufficient. Most people aren't. Most people need things from other people, which means that they have to tailor their words and actions accordingly, so that they're not cut off from resources.

I like that word.

gormless /ˈɡôrmləs/ adjectiveinformal•British English lacking sense or initiative; foolish. "a constantly grinning, rather gormless boy"

I always swell somewhere when receiving a compliment.

I ran away so fast. They couldn't catch me because Saigon.

My heart swells with pride.

First of all I am THE objective authority about eating mangoes and that is not up for debate thank you very much. As much is my goddamn birthright.

I thought, "Ha! That's some very funny hyperbole right there!"

Then I read the rest of your comment. I no longer believe that your opening statement was inaccurate in any way.

There are so many ways this is all very bad.

You can even get a workable burr grinder for ~$40.