Tujio

Well, with any luck he'll pull a Russell Wilson, and the end of his career will be so damn bad that people will forget how good he was.

Very much so not 100% on board with this. I'll trust that the organization did their due diligence and everything's fine, but man am I nervous.

There was a point where the National Socialist Party was actually socialist. But Hitler and his ilk saw a party with popular momentum, joined it, co-opted it, and betrayed the socialist ideals.

At this point, even Husky Homer me has to admit that Jake Browning isn't a viable NFL QB. I'll always wonder what he could've done if he hadn't blown out his shoulder his senior year.

Getting caught with a 46-year-old hooker is way better than getting caught with a 14-year-old hooker. So he's doing better than a lot of billionaires.

Ha. Similarly, I was at a big music festival a few years ago, taking to a random 20- something dude. I mentioned which bands I was there to see and he just yelled "YOU'RE OOOLD!" at me.

A lot of people forget just how fucking good Chubb was. Before his first knee injury he was the best RB in college football.

Well yeah. You're a creep, Deshaun.

Same guy who hasn't washed his hands in 18 years.

Sometimes the smallest, softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions!

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put it on a fruit salad.

My nickname is 'Closed Circuit'