Tujio

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[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I fucking hope you're right.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Hell, I'm more worried about the US /not/ breaking up. The whole country just lies down and accepts the decline into authoritarianism.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Uh. The Commanders play in Santa Clara this year. Taunting the cops 4 months before you very publicly are scheduled to come town town seems like a bad move.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Rumor is that's what happened to Elon's dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

This is kinda cool, but not novel. Metalheads have been doing it in mosh pits for years.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ha. You're reading more malice than exists there. Portland is famous for having excellent craft beer and plentiful weed. That's the joke.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, let's not take medical advice from the dude who doesn't wash his hands.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

You'd have to spend the whole day drinking craft brews and mainlining reefer to think that.

Oh. Wait. Portland.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Exactly! Always seems like the 'you could never make it today!' crowd is saying that the woke mob would get mad or some shit.

Do they think that Blazing Saddles isn't woke? The whole fucking movie is making fun of dumb white racists!

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I can't wait to see how the Raiders fuck this guy up.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Well, the government hired Stanley Kubrik to fake the moon landing. Problem is, he was such a damn perfectionist that he demanded that they shoot on location.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Online sales can be brutal, just a warning. Amazon and the like have set a precedent that no local, independent seller can fulfill. Everyone wants free freight, and they expect their product in a day or two. They don't understand that not only does Amazon have its own national distribution network with centers everywhere, but Amazon doesn't make money on physical products that they sell. Selling shit online is a loss leader for Amazon. Small businesses can't eat the cost of that.

My company got an online order from someone 3000+ miles away on a Monday, to ship FedEx ground. She called us on Tuesday angry that she hasn't gotten it yet.

Our location is in the name of our company. It should be very clear that it will take more than a day to go that distance. You would think so, at least. She ended up canceling the order and we had to put everything away. Wasted easily an hour of company time for absolutely nothing.

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