Tujio

There's no bad onramp to that world. Very few of the books require you to have read the others, and there isn't much of a strict chronology. Apparently Pratchett recommended that people start with Sourcery, but that's not set in stone.

The lock screen on my phone says in big friendly letters "Don't Panic"

Toaster oven is the fucking way to go. I've got one with a 12x12x8 capacity and 4 cook modes. I can cook so many meals, and reheating leftovers is super easy. I didn't have a microwave for almost a decade and I barely even noticed.

The rich school near me had the same thing. Navy medic came in to describe how amazing the navy treats you. Definitely not a recruiter, though. Made very clear up front that he wasn't there recruiting. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Sure did. I believe he played one quarter, had a big interception, and got cut 3 days later. Kinda odd.

Would make more sense if he were a safety. They only carried 3 safeties onto the roster and one is hurt. CBs are more plentiful, especially when you see that Trevon Diggs (waived, heading to PS) and Terrion Arnold (who the fuck knows) might be available.

Well, with any luck he'll pull a Russell Wilson, and the end of his career will be so damn bad that people will forget how good he was.

Very much so not 100% on board with this. I'll trust that the organization did their due diligence and everything's fine, but man am I nervous.

There was a point where the National Socialist Party was actually socialist. But Hitler and his ilk saw a party with popular momentum, joined it, co-opted it, and betrayed the socialist ideals.

At this point, even Husky Homer me has to admit that Jake Browning isn't a viable NFL QB. I'll always wonder what he could've done if he hadn't blown out his shoulder his senior year.

Getting caught with a 46-year-old hooker is way better than getting caught with a 14-year-old hooker. So he's doing better than a lot of billionaires.

Ha. Similarly, I was at a big music festival a few years ago, taking to a random 20- something dude. I mentioned which bands I was there to see and he just yelled "YOU'RE OOOLD!" at me.