"Dipshit tells dipshit how he hurt himself doing dipshit things."
Tujio
joined 3 years ago
What? Low stakes? They're gonna kill that poor woman!
Somehow they'll end up back with Hoyer the Destroyer.
I was in a restaurant last week that had Milwaukee's Best N/A for sale. My brain turned off. It might be the worst beer I've ever tasted. The only reason we drank it was because we were trying to get a dozen teenagers as fucked up as possible for under $10.
Waitress said it was one of their best sellers. The Beast N/A. Fucking disgusting.
Not gonna cap it off with Wake Up by RAtM?
I drunkenly put a leftover cheeseburger in a waffle iron a while back. Fucking magical.
Seriously. My car got broken into, and my insurance company demanded that I file a police report. It took over a year before I even got a response, and it was just a form letter saying that they acknowledged my report.
Funny. American football is pretty niche in the fediverse. Didn't think it would sniff /all.
"Not that I care about... football either,"
In the NFL sub?
Non-contact, back of ankle. That's bad. Hopefully not achilles.
I hate to admit it, but at this point I think I have to. I thrive in a high-stress, high-energy work environment. I've worked a few low-impact jobs and I just turn into a lazy schlub. Hell, a couple times I've noticed that I'm letting myself get stressed out just so I can actually accomplish stuff.
Which is weird, because outside of work I'm just a happy, lazy dude. Code switching is a hell of a drug, I guess.
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My nickname is 'Closed Circuit'