Tujio

joined 3 years ago

Nick Chubb is the fourth RB ever to retire with over 1,000 carries, over 5 yards a carry in c/nfl@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

A lot of people forget just how fucking good Chubb was. Before his first knee injury he was the best RB in college football.

[Sabol] Browns QB Deshaun Watson on Browns fans booing: “It has nothing to do with performance. It’s a little more personal than that. It’s a disrespectful thing. Last time I played on this field I t… in c/nfl@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Well yeah. You're a creep, Deshaun.

Democrats Launch Probe Into Hegseth Meddling With Military Newspaper | Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth isn’t explaining why he installed an active-duty officer at the independent newspaper—and what ha… in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Same guy who hasn't washed his hands in 18 years.

What's your favorite song lyric? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Sometimes the smallest, softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions!

What are foods that a lot of people dislike but you like? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put it on a fruit salad.

Picky eaters of Lemmy: Why? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

My nickname is 'Closed Circuit'

Rams' Puka Nacua suffers unlikely, glass-induced injury at party in c/nfl@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Dipshit tells dipshit how he hurt himself doing dipshit things."

What are some of the best movies with low-stakes plots? in c/movies@piefed.social

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

What? Low stakes? They're gonna kill that poor woman!

[Schefter] Browns HC Todd Monken informed the QBs this afternoon in meetings that Deshaun Watson will start the first preseason game in Chicago against the Bears this Saturday, and he plans to start… in c/nfl@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Somehow they'll end up back with Hoyer the Destroyer.

Saw this at the store this morning, took a double take in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I was in a restaurant last week that had Milwaukee's Best N/A for sale. My brain turned off. It might be the worst beer I've ever tasted. The only reason we drank it was because we were trying to get a dozen teenagers as fucked up as possible for under $10.

Waitress said it was one of their best sellers. The Beast N/A. Fucking disgusting.

Give me your best 3 song playlist for waking up my teenager for school. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Not gonna cap it off with Wake Up by RAtM?

What's the best method to reheat a sandwich? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I drunkenly put a leftover cheeseburger in a waffle iron a while back. Fucking magical.