this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 year ago
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon got digitally violated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Do people have any idea what being autistic means?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

For them, apparently an excuse

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago

I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.

You know

'trolling'

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Insightful, thanks!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How loose is anons butthole?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

No history, no origin, it just exists. Lmfao

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 19 points 1 year ago

we do a little penetrating

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago

Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Anon needs to stop dating his sister.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago

Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Wife material.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.