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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Accountability…not negotiable?

sigh

While at face value this person seems to make an honest plea, it’s just the same old thing. They don’t care until it affects them. Trump has made every effort to dismantle accountability and oversight, particularly in reference to anything he is setting in motion personally, since his first administration. Accountability is a weapon applied to his opponents and critics with made-up charges. Anyone who has been paying attention knows this.

Just another person agreeing with “everything Trump does” that harms others or advances personal interest while ignoring what Trump actually does unless it affects their special interest.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 276 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Man. If only there was some way to know before he became president. The second time.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 144 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

Donald Trump: Spends every waking minute of his life being a huge piece of shit to basically everyone he crosses paths with

MAGA: Surprised Pikachu Face "I'm starting to think there's a small chance that Donald Trump might actually not care about me. No that can't be it. He's totally going to follow through on his promise to deliver unicorns and fairy dust any minute now."

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

MAGA Morons And Genuine Assholes

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He never promised that, though. He promised to rid the land of gnomes, an under appreciated linchpin species. He also promised to reveal who has been pissing in the town well. By doing that, the unicorns and fairy dust would return naturally.

What he didn't mention was that aggressive deforestation had killed all the unicorns and fairies. And even if they did come back, they'd be shot on sight because an endangered species would halt the deforestation and that's currently profitable. Once the wildfires take out the rest of the enchanted forest, the townspeople will likely die in agony with their dignity stripped away, but that'll be profitable, too, if they can convince enough people that their support will put them on the survivor's side!

[–] wolfyvegan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

...

...This comment is far too real. This should be some dystopian horror story, not what's actually happening all around me. I don't know if anyone reading this has ever been curled up in bed at night listening to the chainsaws destroying the forest on all sides, or awoken to the smell of smoke and wondered if today would be the end, or watched a faerie die and not been able to do anything, but it SUCKS. If people don't change their ways and put a stop to deforestation very soon, there may not be any enchanted forests left. And a world without faeries would not be a pleasant place.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

"But he told me I'm special. 🥺"

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It wasn't even a campaign of caring about others. Like the first stupid 4 years, it was about hurting the "right" people. And they don't see themselves as the ones who could be hurt, until it's too late.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Please reconsider, sir."

God these people are such cucks.

They're so rabidly "American" but they are the biggest pushover losers on the planet letting a felon rapist shit all over them repeatedly. That's pretty decidedly NOT American.

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to be such a loser and I simply can't wrap my mind around it.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm baffled that they truly believe Trump cares about them. Has there ever been an honest pro-worker president? JFK maybe?

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do these morons not understand that he's on this list

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

He's not in the list as a client, he's an accomplice to the human trafficking. He wasn't just a client he was a part of the team

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

More than just on some list, he used to talk about how he and Epstein were great friends.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 169 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I voted for everything you are doing.

To hit the nail so perfectly on the head and still not get it…

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I know it flies in the face of this subs reason to exist but these people will still vote for him.

Despite their whinging when an election comes around they will be reminded about what ever wedge issue got them out last time and go vote Republican.

These people are entirely capable of being shocked Pikachu and voting for that at the same time.

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[–] Banzai51@midwest.social 29 points 3 days ago

You mean the guy that publicly bragged that owning the Miss Teen USA pageant allowed him to go backstage and ogle naked underage girls is hiding the Epstein list? You don't say.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm impressed honestly; seems to be a rare case of a republican voter thinking of people outside their immediate family. way too late to start, but doing it nonetheless.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

only because the victims were white.

she doesn't give a fuck about all the immigrant minors trump "lost". or all the children fighting for water and eating maggots in America's Auschwitz.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

could be but the bar is so low she cleared it by not digging

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The bar is so long it no longer is a tripping hazard, burying the bar is the only infrastructure investment we have

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The bar is already in hell, and here they are limbo dancing with the devil. Fuck 'em.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

don't worry, soon it'll reach the center of the earth and then it'll start raising again in the other side.

unless the earth is flat, maybe that's why they want it to be flat

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 2 points 18 hours ago

unless the earth is flat, maybe that’s why they want it to be flat

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I have nothing but applause for people like this. The hardest part of leaving a cult is being ostracized by your former peers and the mockery from the outside, leaving you with no social circle, which human beings are hard wired to avoid at nearly any cost.

Exactly this, we need to be open to people who start to question their conservative views. Ultimately, they are the people who could tip the balance by moving away from the right.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

"I voted for everything you are doing."

So then you are in agreement with him.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 3 days ago

Well, let's see, Rosie. He's guilty of 34 felonies. He was often seen around and photographed with convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, who called Trump his "closest friend of the last ten years". He's a rapist, literally defined as such for the record while in court for defaming his victim. He has a history of barging in on multiple Miss Teen USA minors in various stages of undress. Repeatedly. He made disgusting comments about his own daughter and her body ("voluptuous", "a piece of ass", etc) saying he might be dating her if he weren't her father, says he got away with grabbing women "by the pussy" because he was famous, was found guilty of illegal campaign payments to a pornstar he had sex with while his wife was home with his infant child... Shall I go on?

Do you think this man would let the legal age of consent in our country stop him? Why do you actually think his administration is suppressing the Epstein Files?? Even if he hung around sex traffickers Epstein and Maxwell yet somehow abstained from abusing their underage victims, he's certainly protecting anyone who did! He's certainly benefiting from keeping that client list secret! I'm glad that at least something is over the line for you, but you're correct: you voted for everything he's doing.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 133 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (28 children)

i voted for everything you are doing!

That's right, you did. Including this. Put on the big girl pants and own your fuckup, but know you won't be forgiven. Ever.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 39 points 4 days ago (7 children)

There is a path to redemption, but she's not on it.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Sir, I voted for you (twice) thinking you were a good person even though I heard about you sexually harassing women, exploiting laborers, running failing businesses, killed people during the pandemic, took away medicare and medicaid for millions of people, delaying FEMA relief funds to both blue and red states, trying to take away social security, deporting working class immigrants, building literal concentration camps and calling it Alligator Alcatraz, deporting people to a notorious prison in another country, suspected allies with Putin, literally got impeached twice for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress and incitement of insurrection...

But I believe you're still a good person

I'm fucking sick of these people. The list goes on and on. Every day of my life during Trump's two terms in office I hear one fuck up after the next and literal no positives. A broken Clock is right twice a day, this oompa loompa had 8 fucking years and can't do anything right. How these leaded gasoline drinking lunatics vote for this man time and time again I don't even know. Fucking guy is the definition of a fascist and lawyers jump in every week watching him fuck stuff up.

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[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing. Move along, citizen.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

"Sick perversion" in the dark tongue of MAGA refers to "jovial non-hetero and non-cis people at a cool beach party surf off for cool people."

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

For anyone still not clued in on this, trump wasn't on the Epstein list as a client, he was on it as an partner/accomplice!

He's not just a member, he's also the president

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago

Right, who better than a rapist to uncover the truth about a rapist?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

Golly all that bullshit propaganda I ate and forced on my children is so different from what’s actually happening. It’s just so confusing I’m sure the liberals did it.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago
[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Never regarded Trump as the voice for ANY victim. He doesn’t care about other people, unless it’s family.

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[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

This is literally the opposite of LAMF.

LAMF means supporting someone saying they'll do a thing, incorrectly assuming they'll do the thing only to others and not you(r [collective]), without the someone having explicitly stated such.

Then when the thing IS done to you (r collective]) as well, the LAMF is confirmed by them complaining that it was, or acting surprised that it was.

If you support someone when they promise to do something, then they DON'T do it, that's literally as far from LAMF as you can be.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Golly, I can’t believe the self-admitted sex offender doesn’t care about sex crimes!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago

If she's talking about epstein, I wonder what she'll think when she finds out he was one of the perpetrators. Ya know, with all of those pictures of them together, she might have gotten a clue. His name was even on the notepad at the residence where it all happened in miami.

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Accountability? You want accountability from God? Why do you think you know better than God who absolutely needed to wash those people away?

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does she does look like a Hapsburg to anyone else? Just a little bit?

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