Dude you gotta get over here, theres n-1 monkeys jumping on the bed!
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2025
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Call the doctor!
What did the doctor say? WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY!?!?
Monkeys dead. No more jumping on the bed.
I can’t believe I read the whole thing.
Me neither
You probably wrote it. I can’t believe you wrote the whole thing.
Me neither
If you see monkeys jumping on your bed, no, you didn't.
Hi, yeah, doctor krepstein? Yeah thanks for taking my call on such short notice. Oh I mean... like, not good. There are a bunch of monkeys jumping on my bed.
Oh. Uhh. Like. 7, 8 monkeys? Oh. Yeah. I mean. They're pretty big. A bunch of them are slapping their dicks together. Oh okay. Bonobos you say?
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean. I appreciate the advice. Yeah, no i agree that there should be no more monkeys on the bed. Like. I'm not invested in this. But like. Yeah. I'm calling because I don't know how they got in here. Or how to stop them. I mean. I told them no.already.
Well because you're my doctor. I have a problem and I call you. Well. Yeah I guess that makes sense.yeah, no, I mean, sure medical school was probably hard, I get that. What the fuck is animal control? Okay. Okay. Yeah. Sure. But. Yes yes I know, no more monkeys jumping on the bed, but they won't leave doctor.
I EXPECT YOU TO FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
OKAY. Yeah. FUCK YOU TOO. I AM SUING YOUR ASS FOR MALPRACTICE.