Zugyuk

joined 1 year ago
[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the preexisting conditions situation. We need Obama 2.0 to make Obamainsure

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Wait, how could this child of his possibly serve time in a correctional facility without her magnetic mattress? 🤣

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh no, poor zetaplays! I love that guy

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The ludo narrative gap between how people behave and how a layman understands prisons work is what put us off of it.

Need bullets for your gun? Kill some prison monsters, they have them for some reason.

Why do people need to be sent to prison planet? Space travel must be so cheap, and the real estate market so awful in this future.

Ya know what every prison planet with automated shotgun robots needs? A 3d printer to make more guns... Drive down the value of smuggled weapons 🤣

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's kind of the joke. "China rams Philippine ship...". Like the country itself was ramming the ships.

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thank goodness nobody saw it.

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Thank you for the love and support all.

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Too late on that one, I'm not thinking straight. Replied with "can you make me something that you enjoy making?"

 

Hi, I'm flying home for my birthday (moved out of state for work, then lost my job, and been unemployed for 4 months). My mom asked what I would like her to make me for my birthday dinner, and I have no clue what to ask for. I'm just at a loss because I don't know what I like. I'm not picky, but if left to my own devices would eat mueslix for months at a time. I hate feeling attention, and worst of all pity... But that is the primary feeling when I return to my mothers home. I feel lost and trapped, as more if my life falls through my fingers like a hand desperately grasping into dry sand. Everything feels wrong and I hate that I agreed to come home at all.

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Gristle, or fatty meats with tendons. 🤮

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I guess rto is hitting everybody

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I wonder if one of them rough policefolk peed without removing their trousers

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