aeronmelon

joined 1 year ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

If into my Hentai coasters you go, only pain will you find.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Star Trek predicts another future technology; the isolinear chip.

Add: And the chips used on the original series were opaque, but roughly the same size.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

10,000 TB of cat pics.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

*an armed robbery

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Serious theory:

During the attack the turbolift system was overworked and backed up with requests.

At the same time, there is only one way off the bridge. The computer knows this and that the ship is at red alert. It also knows the captain and most of the command crew are on the bridge.

When Kirk signals he is leaving the bridge, his turbolift has to be prioritized despite them all being occupied and the nearest lift is rerouted.

It just so happens it was the lift the Scotty was using to take his nephew to sickbay with.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Geordi every time he sees a girl on the holodeck / in ten-forward.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

"My child, you haven't been keeping up with your studies."

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

This is a weird way to get me to read books again.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

"Computer, delete this entire Uno game."

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Similar to how TOS movies have sentences for titles and TNG movies have mostly single words.

...then the Kelvin movies forced the use of Trek as a verb.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

He's got a point.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Mavis Beacon Teaches The Rules of Acquisition 18

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