You dawg; you're perfect!
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Shit. That's a big oops. Been a very long day.
Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.
Monday morning at a software company dude walks into the bathroom smelling like stale tequila. Sits on the toilet next to my stall. Grunts, moans, says exactly this. Proceeds to have explosive diarrhea and pukes on his shoes. It was 7am. What a start to the week. He just powered through. Ran his shoes under the sink and simply went to work. Something tells me this wasn't his first rodeo.
Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you're too cheap... I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I'm petty like that. A month a ago and I'm still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?
Somebody needs some birth control...
Hate the player not the game.
I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music... Sometimes.
I've never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you're videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.