afox

joined 2 years ago
[–] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I enjoyed this immensely.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Nah that's just Lil Pump

[–] afox@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What url should the 307 redirect to?

[–] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I've never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you're videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

You dawg; you're perfect!

[–] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You know what's up

[–] afox@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Shit. That's a big oops. Been a very long day.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Monday morning at a software company dude walks into the bathroom smelling like stale tequila. Sits on the toilet next to my stall. Grunts, moans, says exactly this. Proceeds to have explosive diarrhea and pukes on his shoes. It was 7am. What a start to the week. He just powered through. Ran his shoes under the sink and simply went to work. Something tells me this wasn't his first rodeo.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you're too cheap... I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I'm petty like that. A month a ago and I'm still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?

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