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Whoops (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by colderr@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

holy fuck = “I don’t even realize this catastrophic error could exist.”

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My coworkers would giggle whenever I say "ah fuck".

But one time I dropped the "oh fuck" and they all rushed over to help.

Great coworkers.

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those are some nice people.

[–] Masta_Chief@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Plot twist: OP is a flight traffic controller

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

And the worst one : fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK NO NO NO FUCK FUUUCK.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Monday morning at a software company dude walks into the bathroom smelling like stale tequila. Sits on the toilet next to my stall. Grunts, moans, says exactly this. Proceeds to have explosive diarrhea and pukes on his shoes. It was 7am. What a start to the week. He just powered through. Ran his shoes under the sink and simply went to work. Something tells me this wasn't his first rodeo.