And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!
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I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.
Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!
Colbert didn't even break a sweat.
He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.
No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!
Good news everyone!!!!!
Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!
He doesn't care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.
What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?
One dey, I'm gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.
I'm afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.
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I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!