anonymouse2

I once confirmed an appointment over email by saying I'd 'be there with bells on', and the other person took offense. I guess they thought the use of the old-timey phrase was me being sarcastic. I thought it just showed my enthusiasm for the meeting. You just can never tell what will hit a person the wrong way.

A genocidal maniac getting to off himself in a secret bunker isn't what I'd call justice.

Anhedonic Sugar Cookie

Swap neg b with b square and you got it. I have recently used the quadratic equation for what I hope is the last time ever.

Edit: Oh, and I think it's 4ac.

Can you tell me what continent your friend lives on? I need to make plans to either never go there or move immediately.

Giant Red Panda

Or the poor adults who can't be bothered to parent their own spawn.

I don't know man. I started using whitening toothpaste last month and I'm already getting pulled over by the cops a lot less.

Everybody's gettin' webshots.

I'm not sure that recognizing someone's suffering is the same as feeling that suffering. Empathy is feeling another person's suffering as if it were your own. So, to hurt that person would be to hurt yourself.

But where is the Weddell sea?

Somehow you've made that dildo scene way more disturbing.