My wife basically did this to her racist grandpa one time. I think they were having dinner with friends and she goes "Gwampa, I have a question, is a 'Jive-Ass Jigaboo' the same thing as a 'Jungle Bunny'?"

It did not go over well with her grandpa's friends lmao.

Edit: My wife wanted me to add because I didn't mention it originally that she was 15 when she did this. So she was 100% aware of the live grenade she was lobbing into this conversation. I was also misremembering a little of the context these people weren't friends they were people related to her grandpa's labor union basically he was trying to impress and really laying it on thick. One of whom was a black man. Hence it being this particular live grenade.

I got three different playa phones. One for each part-time shorty.

But I really have a work phone that they pay for because I am absolutely not putting any work shit on my phone. No teams, no outlook, no workday, no authenticators, no emergency alerts. I think a guy who got fired was using it as a playa phone or porn phone. My boss said his data use was always maxed out and everyone else used roughly 1-2 GB.

I only take it home on weekends on the rare case i want to check an email or request time off through workday. It does come in handy while camping/road tripping. I charge it up and turn it off then toss it in the glovebox as an emergency phone.

We used to have pagers as recently as 2022 which seems way more sketchy for the time but i miss them. Always worked, only got important notifications, smaller.

I have two because I dont want anyone to have my dead wife's number yet...

Dad has better opsec than Hegseth.

"One is for work, the other is for my boyfriend"

I used to have 2 phones just because I liked having an iPhone and an Android phone. Nobody believed me when I told them that I was genuinely just a tech enthusiast.

One for the plug…

This is WAY too specific…. 🤣

"Ho phone"

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