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[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

What did they say? They deleted their account, so we all feel like assholes trying to figure out what you are replying to.

Don't feel obligated to respond, you aren't the "c u next Tuesday" in this situation

Edit: go figure, they didn't delete their account, just whatever they said. This is an incredibly META thing for someone with an 'umbrella emoji as a username' to do.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

I hate to say it, but wanna be the first to take note...

Ozzy is right proper fuckin' cheeked up in this pic, luv.

 

from s03e01 of 'Ozzy and Jack's World Detour'

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

According to this theory, every action that I take in this body is a direct result of evolution; which: according to my research on humans . Is entirely correct.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

When it becomes a problem, I'll quit ;)

I ain't young by any means & I'm doin' just fine. Thank you for caring about my well being!!!

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'd be fine with it.. but honestly Cats take the hardest advantages from me out of any species I've come across.

I do like them very much, though. I'll consider it.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i mean, should a meme that's not exceedingly political but pokes slight fun of a political figure increase the chances of you getting into a given country, when its on your phone?

No, it's a double edged sword, it is.

on the other hand it would be kind of funny if having pictures of bald eagles and us flags and pro trump memes on your phone made la migra care more about the immigrants they are deporting.

Again, no. I only have so much room on my phone for corny-ass-mostly-lazy-spoiled-shits; mainly cats.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm just curious if the "fun countries" will "let me right in" because of my profile picture?

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry Dave, it can't do that.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How about plenty of both?

It's the only way the quiet parts of myself can breathe.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Those aren't chairs. That's my theory at least. His chairs are always a Nymphomaniac Changeling.

Now you knowth why he truly doth straddle.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

"But Dad, you should see how much nookie I get!!!

...the Riker name becomes historically synonymous with banging sexy aliens!"

"...we know... FOR THE LAST TIME, JUST PRINT THE CHAISE & PUT IT NEXT TO THE PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGOS, WILL!

 

...but don't take my word for it!

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

 

Great Scott!

 

If they ABSOLUTELY have to do a TOS remake (which at this point seems inevitable) it should be Timmy Olyphant as Kirk; simply so we can all get drenched (no matter sexual orientation) by two kickass cowboy spacemen passing a torch between each-other

 

or do you just imagine them whilst achieving ultra-super-cilmax from bashing during pon farr?

 

....nothing lasts forever; especially not empires.

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