burner_for_celtics

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[–] burner_for_celtics@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

why are we interspersing non-tournament games and tournament games on the schedule? Doesn't that kind of ruin the eventfulness? I keep looking up after games and the standings haven't changed and I'm like "oh too bad... good win but it didn't count for the tournament"

 

##The Boston Celtics preseason top 5:##

  1. Peyton Pritchard found out there is no spoon

  2. Kristaps Porzingis smiles. It was never his fault. He's a nice man. Why were y'all lying?

  3. in fact, Peyton Pritchard and Kristaps Porzingis might buy a decommissioned ferry boat together

  4. Neemias Queta has giant hands, talks to himself, and knows how to play basketball! He is destined to not only make the team, but to be our next meme-lord.

  5. Head coaches don't matter. Assistant coaches and special advisors are where you go to find alpha.

What about you guys. What shit are y'all obsessing about in the weird nether regions of your subs after watching a bunch of benchwarmers and camp invite guys run around for a couple weeks

Is Chet the preseason MVP at this point?

It's a shame when a dude's shooting motion interferes with his kicking-Grayson-Allen-in-the-face mechanics