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If we must have an eyesore, it may as well be a useful one.

Here's the polymarket odds on liberals acting on the next conspiracy...

We can drop, like, 5 fewer bombs on brown people.

I can't help but sympathize with people who think "fuck it, gonna focus on my own happiness." Life is short, and normal people's ability to have a say has been sabotaged.

I, for one, am in favor of undoing everything he does and deleting Trump from history, unperson style.

It's probably not the best way for future generations to learn from our mistakes, but it would upset him the most, and that's what I think matters.

My dog loves moving into my spot whenever I get out of bed for any reason. It's gotten pretty easy to suspend my sympathy and move her ass.

God, please don't. He'd design the next one.

Let's meet in the middle: do what you like with the Epstein ballroom.

Just built different tbh.

Sure, lots of people. Just not the group of people spending the majority of their lives communicating online.

"He's just trolling the media, he actually deeply cares about me."

• MAGA cultists

I wonder if taking cover behind thin sheet metal to protect from bullets is part of the joke, or unintentional.

It reads like a joke but it's just a straight description of how flat earthers think.