cornshark

Wouldn't she feel the lump under the mattress like in princess and the pea?

Didn't you read the meme? Some life is coming over in 20 minutes

Cursed pez dispenser

Who's Jan

What happened in NY yesterday?

It can to jail to reflect on what it's done

I mean it probably has that feature so the car is driveable and useful in that mode? If it always drove at the speed limit you'd be a huge traffic nuisance, at least in America -- maybe European speed limits are better set

What do you mean pipe smokers don't inhale pipe tobacco? What do they do with the pipe then?

Oh shit, that would make smoking really bad for your lungs. You could even get lung cancer

I can't make heads or tails of this comment. What did this dude actually say??

The baffles are on the road outside the tank