danekrae

I need my morning stew.

perhaps

I'm proud that I only have 76 unread emails at work. But I'm not going to bother reading them, and I'd feel guilty marking them as read.

I suspect someone has been paid or blackmailed by a certain country in the east, because most danes can see how stupid this is (once they've been told about it, cause it not in the news a lot).

Or maybe it's like the people having networked surveillance inside their home. "Now we'll be safe, and it can't possibly backfire. How did a naked photo of me end up online?"

Shirt off and have a photo op.

Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.

This is the worst movie in the Marvel universe...

That just sounds like “A OK” with extra steps!

In fact, not even with extra steps.

"global?! That sounds like some foreign bullshit. We only want local; we're the goddamn GOP!"

The first part is just a kid being exited for a game.

Second part is him using shirt as a filter for the aerosol can so he could get high of the gas.

Third part, because of being high and having problems at home, he then released some energy by damaging school property.

I tried one by accident once. If it's normal to just use caramel flavor, it's fucking disgusting.

I diluted the espresso with some water for her

But that is what an americano is? An espresso is supposed to be about 30ml.