dansemacabreingalone

joined 1 week ago

You cant really expect them to get that right.

They dont know how to smile genuinely.

I... I dont know how to break down that proposal any more than this.

I kissed this trans girl once and i felt brail on her teeth. You can guess what it said. She brushed them of course, we got back to it, and not ten minutes later another was already starting to form.

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its the name of a parable/short story.

This is how i know what idiots to block. Thank you.

Oh thank fuck i was running out of gift ideas.

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But hes also an artificial intelligence. So artificial.

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

You dont have your id printed on every cigarette. The government doesnt dilute the alcohol with unique radiomarkers to track your piss (yet). Firearms tracking is nowhere near this comprehensive or invasive anywhere in the world. Not even on military ranges. Cinema tickets? Really?

Qnd as pointed elsewhere: you font need to show ID if youre just buyong pink monster vegan jerky condoms and new usb cable for your fav sex toy.

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Can we stop pretend they give a single fuck about kids?

Edit: poor choice of words. Thats the only thing they give kids.

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some of us go outside.

Not me, but some of us.

Its because their insults are projection.

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