deania

I'm pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.

I was about to say golf courses, but then I realized that people actually use golf courses to play golf, which is more then the average lawn is used for.

"The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage"

Apparently he isn't very good at being a terrorist. It didn't even manage to knock down the door and I can't even see any damage in the picture.

I feel the same way. I also have difficulties with thermoregulation and sometimes wonder if I'm actually a lizard person

nshitia

Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn't brick my home bar, it's just really annoying.

If your hot-dog tastes

Like a piece of wood

Who're you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTARD!

Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun

One second, let me try to recreate Ron "I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan" Desantis's thought process:

Inhale

WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go disinfect my mouth

I can absolutely see someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome (female with XY chromosomes) getting thrown in jail for this.

RED: SHADOW MAGGOTS!

zero ~~tolerance~~ intelligence policy