Circumcision with extra steps?
elephantium
"That's a stupid question."
Next up, ogre street corn
I feel like you could benefit from hearing this one more time:
"No."
Is a complete sentence.
Dammit Loch Ness monster...
That's the premium upgrade
TBH I think you have it backwards. The resentment gives rise to the jokes, I think.
they should be your best friend
I couldn't agree with you more. This is the person that you're going to be spending the most time with out of anyone else in your life! If they're not your best friend, tf are you even doing?
She's perfect except for this one thing she does that drives me crazy.
Not a ton, but I do talk to one great uncle occasionally. And a great aunt (her late husband was the great uncle's older brother). Come to think of it, several second cousins, too. We don't talk a ton, but we do voluntarily see each other beyond the "family weddings and funerals" rotation.
Ehrmagerd!
I AM BRIAN!
Just the tips?