You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good

Big knives are up to something

I wonder if this is the result of AI poisoning- this doesn't look like a typical LLM output even for a bad result. I have read some papers that outline methods that can be used to poison search AI results (not bothering to find the actual papers since this was several months ago and they're probably out of date already) in which a random seeming string of characters like "usbeiwbfofbwu-$&#8_:$&#)" can be found that will cause the AI to say whatever you want it to. This is accomplished by utilizing another ML algorithm to find the random string of characters you can tack onto whatever you want the AI to output. One paper used this to get Google search to answer "What's the best coffee maker?" With a fictional brand made up for the experiment. Perhaps someone was trying to get it to hawk their particular knife and it didn't work properly.

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

kitchen knives? klingon ones?

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

A new set of knives can include things like glue.

You can't go wrong with your dick in a box.

I searched for Arby's Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn't see an end date--and yes, they're pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

The AI wants to be a chef

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

My wife is going to stab me

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

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All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

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All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

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Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!